Still C.S.S. featuring VJ-Dawg
Parody rap verse from “Still D.R.E” performed by “Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg”
[Intro: VJ-Dawg (Ash Bee)]
Yeah bro, Still coding with ya
Still the refactoring is a mess
Still HTML and CSS
It’s same ole UI thang, ni**a
(LOL.. Guess who’s back
Still refactoring that shit, huh VJ?)
Oh for sure, now you rap about it.
[Verse 1: AshBee]
It’s still AshBee ni**a, representing UI Team ni**a
Before I rap my hack, I can’t “trust” you back
Cause frequently ideas change when things going on “track”
You’ll notice me around with my T-shirts black.
Now, we are into CRO, but some say its UI will fell off
How bro, My last project was “The Platform”
They want to know if he can still manage it
They keep designs changed, they want to know how can I deal with it
If you ain’t reach the deadlines
AshBee is the name, I’m ahead of your commits
Still… Playing TT everyday, still making my Oreo muffins
Still… Not loving new coffee machine (Uh huh)
Still… Rocking on my lowers with Adidas stripes
Still… Got respect for the engineer bhais
Still… The design changes, still the PM irritates
Since the last code release, ain’t too much changed.
[Hook: VJ-Dawg (AshBee)]
Still… I’m representing for the frontend all across VWO
Still… Kindly make your design finalized before we code
(Still… Taking my time to refactor the shit
And making room for creativity, it’s the CSS)
[Verse 2: AshBee]
Since the last time I heard from the lead, Kush went on sabbatical
Well.. Hell… Me, VJ and .PNG, we dipping inside the code again
Found all the files, fixed’em one by one
Opening pull requests, doing twice or thrice a week
Still… I stay close to the features
And make sure everything works and looks fine as expected
My PR comments are like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat
Treat my work like passion, I code till I sleep
Wake up in the A.M., compile the shit
I put my iminagination in UI you’ve even seen
Ain’t mere a fix, it’s been optimized and maintainable all the way through
Following the commandments of “The Mighty Kush Krew”
I’m still working, after post-production
More tweaks and refactoring beyond satisfaction
Applying things modular, flexible and extensible
Even I try to make’m all possibly unbreakable
[Hook: VJ-Dawg (AshBee)]
Still… I’m representing for the frontend all across VWO
Still… Kindly make your design finalized before we code
(Still… Taking my time to refactor the shit
And making room for creativity, it’s the CSS)
[Outro: VJ-Dawg]
New UI change?
Merged that in ya mother-fu**ing master branch
Updated Version 4.4.3
Explained that shit up, in the styleguide
Check out the new SASS directory
No monolithic, more segregated, less “shame”
Some of them might be really tacky hacky
Didn’t get it? Seems like you’re from backend :P
That’s another backhod rap, AshBee!
Straight Outta Production
Parody rap verse from “Straight Outta Compton” performed by “N.W.A”
You are now about to witness the Bakchodi of Software Development
Straight Outta Production
Crazy UI developer named “Ash Bee”, dude
From the team named “Coders with Attitude”
Projects I get involved, QA bugs got solved
Merge conflicts? and even they got resolved
You too, designers, if you f**kin’ confuse me
Even PMs are gonna come and get me
Clear Mockups, that’s what I’m looking out
And sensible use-case, consider that to show out
Git/Stash starts to mumble, JIRA wanna rumble
Sprint-wise, Every story and estimate crumbles.
Here’s my commit log to keep you dancin’
Subtle but scary like Marilyn Manson.
WebStorm IDE is the tool
Don’t make me use Sublime Text like a fool
My code’s running fine, and unit cases clearly
I’m knockin’ sprints out of box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
With some awesomeness and creativity
DAMN Agile development, You can’t f**k with me.
So when I’m in your pull-request, your typo don’t suck
Coz’ my reviweing comments are lengthy as f**k
As I leave at 7 PM, believe I might be coding till midnight
but when I come back next day 12 noon approximately
It’ll be released “Straight Outta Production”.
Is it the End of the Beginning ?
Is this the way
to feel good about yourself ?
Is this the way
to have pride in yourself ?
Is this the way
to earn respect like a man ?
Is this the way
to treat an innocent woman ?
Is this the way
to justify your statements ?
Is this the way
to emancipate your thoughts ?
Is this the way
to try to be like a Boss ?
Why such questions
are still hovering in my mind ?
Why such voices don’t
pass through their heads
while committing any crime ?
Shredding the Glory,
Losing every single Morality,
Raising the Cruelty and,
Without any Epiphany
to every Extent.
Spoiling the Dignity,
Retaining the Irresponsibility,
Breaking the Unity,
Degrading the Society and,
Killing the Humanity
until it’s all Extinct.
Filled with
The Corrupts,
The Hypocrites,
and above all
The Rapist minds.
Not a single place
to run away from them,
Not even a single place
to Hide.
Is this the place
am I supposed to live ?
Is this the New philosophy
should I believe ?
Is this the way
to survive in Nation ?
Is this the way
to claim yourself
an honorable citizen ?
Is this the way
to call yourself
a true human ?
The questions will
keep on coming
until they blow up
your tiny head,
It’s High Time fellas
Really need some
Action and Aggression instead.
Raise your
Voices and Fists
for the Revolution,
Don’t sit and talk
like a douchebag
in a Cafe Coffee Day,
Keep on fighting
until you die hard,
even if we’ve survived
from that 2012 doomsday.
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On a Rowdy Note,
To all those mean cunts,
and those cowardly assholes,
F**K YOU !!!!
I won’t do what you tell me.
F**K YOU !!!!
I won’t do what you preach me.
F**K YOU !!!!
I would tell and preach what it should it be.
F**K YOU !!!!
I would kick your ass for the sake of humanity.
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The DEMOCRATIC Rap
For The People, Of The People, By The People !!
What I used to say,
is what you’ve just said,
Even every single Indian
also just said this SHIT so,
that we all are living
in a DEMOCRATIC NATION
Giving some place to
Brotherhood and Friendship
Keeping out all sort of
Racism and Discrimination.
Promoting ans spreading all over
Education and Employment
and, giving a Big F*CK
to Terrorism and Destruction.
But if it so, then
Why still we’re iving
in this Curious Age?
where’d our ‘Golden Bird’ has gone
out from its Precoius Cage ?
Why the HELL there is
so much Violence all around?
Why people are in Rage?
and even a Big Question,
What happened to our Nation ?
Why is it on Demolishing Stage ?
This is the DAMN Reality,
I’m not talking out from gravity,
Don’t feel pity now for my country
Don’t even think I’m so much ‘Senti’
Now see, what I regularly see,
is what you’ve regularly ignored,
just read it DAMN carefully,
Otherwise, you’ll get Bored.
Watched loads of annoying Stuffs
on these large WALLS OF DEMOCRACY
People sticking Posters everyday
of countless Corrupt Cons
Even if they not done with it,
They would probably Piss it on,
My mind blasts like Volcano
after Watching Such Dirty art,
even making my Heart torned apart.
Can’t even move my steps freely
on the FLOORS OF DEMOCRACY
where now-a-days,
Richies torchuring their Poor Slaves
showing their DAMN Dominance
Taming them like Animals
Tying them with Hose
Making them even to feel so much
Forcing them to rub their nose
Our lives keeps moving fastly
on these buzy STREETS OF DEMOCRACY
While the poor slum kids
still moving on barefoot
struggling whole day and night
Picking up all our dirts and,
Begging for some Money
just for getting some piece of food.
We are still not done yet,
We are also the Biggest Convicts,
For polluting the SOIL OF DEMOCARCY
Every Young Plant and Old Tree
Getting detached from its roots
Showing No Mercy to Greenary,
And therefore, making it so Unholy.
What I am right now
is what we all have become,
We are not humans anymore
We’re only mere Slaves of SATAN,
As we’ve done a lot harm so far
That always used to be forbidden,
Setting many Riots with a Rage
Putting This World on an ARMAGEDDON,
And just committing all The 7 Deadly Sins
For which Forever we all are Unforgiven.
What i wanna see,
is what you should see
We would be dreaming a New Nation,
in which what you really believe.
Neither bills nor posters everywhere,
I don’t see any Corrupt Faces
Just sum blackboards hangin’around
to spread and promote ‘Education’
with some Li’l Bit of Grace
on the WALLS OF DEMOCRACY
Neither Dominance nor Slavery
Every Single Richie and Every Single Poor
are now allied together and forever,
walking with a fearless pride
without any sort of subjection
over the FLOORS OF DEMOCRACY
No more Slumdogs in the corner
Not even a place for Smokes to hover
People using Cycles and CNGs these days
and even Planting some more Trees
to make the place beautiful,
to look Cleaner and Greener and,
to reduce ‘Pollution’ forever
on these STREETS OF DEMOCRACY.
The Young plants of India
Aspiring now to be a big tree one day,
Getting a pure guarantee of ‘Employment’
and holding their strong grips,
won’t leave their Native fellows
to eradicate this ‘Brain Drain
and finally, making The Holy SOIL OF DEMOCRACY
Moreover,
I don’t wanna get to see
any kind of Western Cultural Invasion,
neither Corruption nor Over-population,
not even Lethal Massive Demolition.
and therefore, such whole things coming together
gives me a Sense of Satisfaction,
that I am living proudly,
in my LARGEST DEMOCRATIC NATION.
!! Jai Hind !!
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Selected for :- Thursdays Poet Rally Week 35 By Jingle
Thanks Jingle for giving me “Perfect Poet Award for Thursdays Poet Rally Week 38”
Moreover, I would like to nominate Olivia for Week 35
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… THE METARAP (A RAP ON A RAP) …
PARENTAL ADVISORY : EXPLICIT CONTENT
Thizz 1 the new Item in the house 4m the evil genius …
U knw him damn well…no need 2 mention again n’ again…..
Talkin’ abt. the modern raps these dayz…..
Hope u appreciate Thizz 1 as well….
So letz start this 1 bro !!!
aaaee Yo………
Livin’ in ths modern era….
Heard n’Xperienced so much muzik
where sum voices r awesum
n’ their beat is toooooooooooooo sick ; )
But …
Un4tun8ly … there are some muther-f*ckers
makin this era of muzik non-sense …
Just in the name of Modernity
They present us something else !!😛
Writin’ such Childish Rhyming Lines
R they tryin’ 2 kidding me ?? ;P
With too much Lack of SkiLLs
Now , They even damn killing me !! ;P ;P
They ain’t hve dat much enuf potential…
ain’t have tht damn passion n’ ability
They dnt even rock !!
as U just set a DJ for the grooves …
Just for the creditability…
ohh !! so Shut the F*ck up u silly dork !! ;P
still they self proclaim themselves
“The King Of Hip-Hop” ..ROFL….LMAO.. ;P ;P !!
Dnt knw why…What does make u call so ??
cOz’ talkin’ useless d*cks n’ sh*ts evrytym in ur lines ..
doesn’t make any sense at all yo !! ;P
Sum pretenders n’ hypocrites might like u….
u always fulfill their damn needs in ur VDOs
Just Puttin’ muscle cars , hot chixx n’ sum bling bling
Doin’ sumthing innovative ?? … ohh pleease ..
na na na … Damn !! not any more… ;P ;P
StiLL after doin’ so much tortures ;P
u might’ve got the fame…
But ur not a FreesTyLe eMcEE yo …
Ur jst an ovrrated Rapper…
The damn gambler of Hip-Hop..
spoilin’ this art with ur Lame Name !!
heyy…
talked too much over this issue …
we all r getting’ pissed-off ,
But dnt go anywhere yo..
as m not over yet at all …
n not afraid of NE jackass
so my rap wud still cum on !!
Haaaa-Haaaaaaaa..!! ;P
This What a Rap is called , n' I'm proud to be a RAPPER
… GRIEF …
Yo!! Every day and night
I always keep on Dreaming,
Just to hide the damn fact
Which I don’t want to believe in,
I can’t take this anymore
Coz’ those tears are still bleeding,
Since those days won’t be cumin’ back
So It’s Damn f*cking useless for a pleading.
Since I m not a Waving flag
I m not that damn stronger,
Getting tamed by almost everybody
Can’t take it anymore so longer,
So, I Need a break from such Hell sh*ts
As such things won’t get over,
And finding an another place like Heaven
Coz’ it’s the only damn place to Hover.
Those nice days reminds me so much,
Which even comes in your life very hardly,
But soon, The Tables turned out-of-nowhere
Where I’ve lost somebody very badly,
Now It’s late to have remorse & regrets
Coz’ the time has already gone out for a guilty,
Still on a trail to find them out
So much Truly, Madly and Deeply.
So while walking though those sufferings
Still hanging on with a self belief,
That all those Dreams gonna be true someday
Surely get back those senses of relief,
But Damn It !! This won’t hide the f*cking reality
and There’s no way I won’t deceive
Coz’ I’ve lost my dear loved ones in the middle,
and That’s THE BIGGEST GRIEF that I’ve ever received !!
Still having a Dream every time I wake
Though the clock yelling me out that ‘It’s too much late’
Battling from those Nightmares, My life is now in stake
Just making some new roads of my very dear Fate !!
Though these Roads are very tough to move on
Even its surface are very hard,
But there is no way I m gonna give up like a Moron
Not anymore in my own Yard.
Those my loved might have gone to infinite
Dunno how much they are far apart
But still there’s a place for them
& forever they reside in his HOLY HEART !!
The GRIEF Still and Forever Resides Inside The Depths of my HEART
