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Taylor Swift – The Real Trouble


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Taylor Swift – The Real Troublemaker of Love


Splitting the DNA (Day 10 of Truth)


The following Post is for accomplishing Creative Challenge called 30 Days of Truth, given by Kellie Elmore. It is a unique exercise in self exploration and learning to be honest with yourself… andthatultimately leads to happiness.

 

30 Days of Truth

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Social Network. I won’t say that it is everything because even I do have a personal life apart from multiple digital screens. 😛 But it meant a lot for me once, when I was feeling alone. And so, it does sometimes now. Okay !! I’m getting bit Facebook-alcoholic, but it is a Fact.

Well the bottom line is, I love and enjoy interacting with people online. These are the guys, whom I’ve never met personally, but I would probably be interested to have a chit-chat with them for a long time. I preferably add or send friend request to those, who have similar interests like I do as this is the way you possibly could interact with strangers in the Internet. The reason for being sometimes extrovert in such place is simple. Let’s talks about from this perspective. We all are busy and stressed with our lives. Sometimes even we do really need friends (including the net buddies) to whom we could share our thoughts and we both understand each other feelings. Apart from my over 700 friends in Facebook and 300 Friends in Orkut, I still do have some good long time net buddies to whom I interact most of the times (even daily sometimes).  That’s the only reason which can’t make me to resist myself coming online. Of course, I do have a self control and balance which often makes to avoid such things during important tasks.

Some Smartass people around me always think that I am totally free (in Hindi what we call, VELLA) every time and don’t have a life apart from Social-Networking. Well, it’s their lame perception. If they don’t know about time management and productive use of such sites, then it’s not my fault to explain these cunts again and again. Honestly, I really don’t give a fuck about them.

Anyways, moving back to the topic. It was somewhere 3 years ago (to be exact, it was about November 2008). I met this girl online in Orkut. Her net name was ‘Fallen Devil’ (not interested to mention that bitch’s real name 😛 and you will get the reason too .. Don’t worry). She was a friend of my long time net friend ‘Akshay’from Mumbai, India (I named him because he’s still a good friend of mine :)). I saw her profile and found it really interesting. There were many similarities between us like – Favorite Rock Bands, Favorite Music, Favorite shows, Favorite Cartoons etc. Like I’ve said above about my way of social interacting – adding mostly my kinda guys. So therefore, I sent her a friend request and she accepted within hours. After acceptance, she personally posted on my scrapbook asking about myself. I gave her a reply ASAP and asked her the same.

And this is how our chatting started. 🙂

Within few more fast questions and answers, I further got to know about her more and so do she got to know more about me. Even some interesting things I got to know about her that she stays in NOIDA (kinda neighbor city from my city, Delhi), loves LINKIN PARK and a great fan of Mike Shinoda (just like me .. but not had a crush on him :P) and the strange part : She was just 14 (a typical school kid). Well, That was weird for me at the first moment. But yeah it got over with it, as I realized that kids these days are more advanced and even more interested to interact in social networking, than us who just came to know that such things even exist.

Well usually had conversation (I mean seriously, a hell lot of chit-chat) on many topics. Of course, everything is not perfect at all. Even we still had some dissimilarities like – I like watching Indian Comedy and Daily Soap on Television, while Teen Drama Shows are her most favorites. But still there was some respect between us despite a lil bit of. Like I used to say her, there was some similarity in our DNAs, there was some kinda understanding between us.

We used to chat for hours, share some music links and write some testimonials to each other. Maybe we were more than friends .. not BF/GF relationship shit ..  siblings I would say. And sooner, we exchanged our contact number as we were eager to talk to each other. I remember the moment she rang me up for the first time right after I gave my contact number, I got bit terrified like – what to say, how to talk and all. It was damn anxious for me and i think it was that so for her also. Now, our chat went online as well as offline. She used to call me mostly. So Lucky me !! 😛

But this ain’t a happy ending. Soon, the tables turned and it was really painful. There was something about her, which I was ignoring first but then I got sick from that shit later. Apart from being an extrovert teenage, she is a typical Brat. The problem of her was that she brags so much about herself and her vanities. Sometimes she even faked about herself a lot of times. I remember her Orkut profile where she proclaimed that she’s the biggest Linkin Park fan and even she used to ask me many times, which was really annoying. Highly obsessed with her likes but can’t avoid the criticizers. I used to ignore such bullshits from her as whatever she does holding up with that attitude, was kinda immature and would need time to grow up and learn on her own.

However as a friend, I still advised her whenever she blogs such juvenile thoughts. But nothing went through her head and even she backfired me calling me I’m talking some kinda old guy. This really proved that she even doesn’t respect to her elder’s advise. Even she apologized for her attitude in front of me. But it was useless as she never learned from her mistakes and doing such shits again and again.

It was still OK as I later, tried to avoid asking about her lifestyle and thoughts. If she pretends to be matured, then she must be out her own ass. From then onward, I hardly picked up her call and replied to her messages, to make her realize about her own actions that hurt me once. I thought it was working as it seemed to me for while. But sooner, I was proved wrong by her.

One day, I found that she had a fight with my sister on Orkut. Both were ranting each other with hate speech. I really got angry as she started the battle for no reason. She was jealous with my sister. Don’t know why she was? But her words told the whole story. It was over the limit and I was forced to jump into this verbal battle. Not for taking anyone’s side, but to stop his hullabaloo of no reason. But she never grown up from her own mistakes and her own actions has almost ended our 10 month long net friendship, in the end of August 2009. I’d told about this incident to our mutual friends, asking their opinions. They somehow favored me, but still advised me to maintain the friendship and spare her immature actions. But I didn’t change my decision. If the bitch can’t give us respect, then it’s better she get her ass out of my way.

It had passed over two years and none of us interacted to each other. But one day, a friend request notification in my Facebook Wall made me stunned that moment. It was she who came back out of nowhere. I was thinking about to block her from my account. But later I thought to accept her request as I’ve already moved one from that incident and buried the hatchet, with a hope that she also grew up from her past juvenile habits. There might be still some matching DNA left in ourselves, which might make us to talk back again. But still just in case Deja-Vu happens, I’d make sure to interacted with her not that much openly which I used to do.  However now, she’s 17, a young photography aspirant. Maybe I could expect some maturity from her.

So as soon I accepted her request, she sent me a message, “It’s really been a long time huh ??”. And in a taunting manner, I replied, “Yeah !! As if it is some kinda reunion”.

And this is how, out chat became so rough and so cold.

Even after that first (a little rough though) conversation, we’ve hardly interacted online as we both were busy in our lives. There were some limited topics like – current music choice, Grammy awards, Hollywood movies etc. which made us to talk if we are luckily online and interested to talk. However, within limited chat I thought one that we still have those similarities and still we appreciate that. But this time, I don’t want to know more and talk to her offline. I kept my privacy and she kept hers. It seemed that everything was going OK!

But seriously, such brats like her never get a life. They’ll keep on bragging about her overpriced things, which seriously I felt annoying though I don’t a damn. They all are obsessed with their materialistic lifestyle and won’t never be able to understand other’s way of living. And the day came again, when she interfered in our matters.

Again she fought in my elder sister’s blog. In the lame name of criticism, she posted a hate speech comment in response to my sister’s blog post. She was in a rage as her ranted words told everything about her jealously. As a payback, my sister replied her hate mail. If she can raise a weapon and declare a war, then my sister has a right to drop a nuke on her ass to stop this bullshit. Even I sent her message in Facebook asking for an explanation of her actions. But seriously, she became a cunt. She blamed my sister for not taking her comments in a sporting way. Again her ranting words tells the same ole story that she can’t stand with other even if she’s dealing with the sister of her true friend. But like I’d said in the beginning, the bitch never grown up from her mistakes. What else can I say ? The End is here, It’s Crystal Clear.

Reinventing memories of my past, I remember when everything was really good between us. We used to have fun when we were good friends. Something memorable moments probably we both have shared with each other. But I soon realized that virtual relationships hardly remains for real. It doesn’t stays long. And it is all due her attitude which forced to bring our longtime friendship to such an end that we would never gonna meet together again. She thinks that she knows everything. But bitch please!! She really didn’t knew a shit of our friendship.

Now all I wanna say something in the end, with these few Lines.

Again her
Vanity raised
Again her
Ego retained,
Again her
Agony ignited
Again her
Fakeness proclaimed.
Enough with
all these shits of
Deja-Vu occurred
with that familiar
taste of pain,
Burying those
past memories which
now I regret
to even happen,
our DNA of friendship
has been splitted
forever in vain.

Thanks for my memories, Bitch !!

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30 Days of Truth

The above Post was for accomplishing Creative Challenge called 30 Days of Truth, given by Kellie Elmore. It is a unique exercise in self exploration and learning to be honest with yourself…


The Hater’s Guide To Taylor Swift


Referenced from Drew Magary’s Blog Post

 

 

Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I’d really like it to be possible.

I don’t quite know how I ended up with all this Taylor Swift in my life. FACT: Eighty-five percent of all advertisements and magazine covers are now mandated by law to feature Taylor Swift, or at least some portion of her hair crimping. Anytime there’s an award show or special live presentation or a Kia dealership grand opening, you can pretty much count on Swift showing up with her guitar and undermining the days and days of effort that Autotune put into creating one of her albums. Fuck, even Collinsworth spent last week’s Sunday Night game gushing about her. I can’t get away from this bitch. I even know she dates Jake Gyllenhaal. AND OMG BEEFY NECK GUY FROM TWILIGHT TOTALLY BROKE HER HEART!

I don’t understand all the fuss. Taylor Swift makes training bra music. Her shit is one step removed from a Fisher Price Little People CD. Every record she sells should come with a complimentary pack of Spree. If you’re over fourteen, you shouldn’t want anything to do with it. But no, every fucking adult music critic on Earth fawns over this girl and protects her like she’s some kind of goddamn forest pixie. SHE’S SO MATURE FOR AGE! SHE HANDLED THAT KANYE SITUATION SO WELL! SHE’S SO ARTICULATE! No, seriously. Someone wrote that.

Swift’s thoughtful honesty and surprisingly articulate take on life should be commended.

What is this, a fucking report card? HOORAY! SHE’S ALMOST 21 AND HAS THE ABILITY TO SPEAK! And since when is this chick honest? Have you heard some of these lyrics?

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re lookin for has been here the whole time

First of all, is there anything honest about that? This woman is a fucking ROCK STAR and a millionaire. She’s, like, ninety stages above the cheer captain. Cheer captains are fucking special ed students compared to her. And she never wears fucking t-shirts. She wears $10,000 Halston gowns and all kinds of other sparkly shit. Some producer in Nashville probably made her write this so that fat Jenny in the seventh grade out there would have music that “speaks to her”. And there’s nothing mature about this shit. It’s the soundtrack to a trip to Spencer Gifts. Anyone could write that. I could write that.

It’s late at night and he’s sendin’ you a text
But you just bought your first box of Kotex
He doesn’t know you’re a bloody mess
But if he saw your crotch, he could probably guess…

It’s not that hard, okay? This fucking Kanye thing has made everyone treat Swift like she’s some precious doll they bought at the Franklin Mint. Meanwhile, Justin Bieber and his fans get made fun of (rightfully so) by fucking EVERYONE. And Bieber actually IS a kid! He’s not even voting age, the way this woman is. But somehow you’re an asshole if you hate Taylor Swift? That’s bullshit. BULLSHIT. Just because she’s the official spank bank material for every white asshole on the Texas Rangers roster doesn’t mean I have to give a crap.

People, I am here to grant you permission to hate Taylor Swift at will. You can go right ahead and laugh at her horrible singing and hope she ends up blowing local Tennessee DJs in lieu of record company payola handouts. Go ahead. Don’t feel bad. She’s a big girl. She can handle it. She’ll probably even be able to make a really shitty album out of it.

Referenced from Drew Magary’s Blog Post


Miley Cyrus – The Teen Disgrace


 

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Miley Cyrus

 

It’s indeed our Teenage days when we usually make our own idols of any kinds and get inspirations from them. Whether it’s good or bad, we had followed them for sure without any regrets. We all have our role models when we were Teenagers. Now what I have seen these days that Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber and a few other new kids as bringing a sense of respectability back to our teens. These all are now gaining a huge attention among the Teen Crowd for sure. But there exists only one right now who is the Leader in this yard, none other than Miley Cyrus.

She’s a singer, a TV Celebrity and also Role Model of billions of Teens across the Globe. Plus, She’s the daughter of Billy Cyrus, who was a Rockstar of his time. But that doesn’t mean everytime, the similar Rockstar attitude and spirit would be inherited to Miley as well.

Honestly speaking, she can’t sing due to her loud manly voice. 😛

Moreover, she’s a complete Over-actor when she plays the role of  “ Miley Ray Stuart /Hannah Montanain her show “ Hannah Montana ”. But it’s due to the Hype among the teens, that she’s still among the most Over-rated Signer and still moving fast like a G6. However, some controversies which not only gonna prove my words right but also posed her as a Bad and Spoiled Young Girl of this Era.

Remember The Vanity Fair Magazine Photo taken by Annie Liebovitz back in 2008, in which she was almost naked and covering herself with a Blanket. A lot of criticism came all together even she’d apologized to her fans later on. It was so pathetic to see her like that. But it was even more pathetic to see when some people are finding it so artistic. As if it’s no different from something you would see in an art museum. Plus, many immature teenagers were out buying copies of Vanity Fair. WTF!! Gimme a Break, you assholes !! 😛

Being Artistic doesn’t mean to promote Nudity every time.

It’s equivalent to watch XXX Porn. Such stupid douchebags would only prefer to think and follow such shits. This is not the state where this story unfolds. On her Website and various Social Networking accounts, she had uploaded some obscene pics (revealing her undergarments) which spread though the Internet. Here, she confesses , “I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone.”. Like who cares whether she’s Perfect or not for doing so !!

Moreover, she also proclaimed many Boyfriends many times just to get attention in Paparazzi. This year, Her song called “Can’t Be Tamed” though was a BIG HIT in Billboard, but it became highly controversial due to it edgy and obscene Music Video.

She’s not done yet folks !! A more instances depicts her as a Teen Disgrace. She performed a pole dance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards and a lap dance to Adam Shankman, producer of The Last Song, at the film’s wrap party. and even, Smoking Salvia from a bong at her Los Angeles home.

Damn !! Now what else y’all gonna expect then: Miley Cyrus Sex Tape !! 😛

Though she’s herself a Teen but looking towards to certain instances, it proves that she’s desperately trying to act and pretend like female adults. She has lost her own individuality. Now however, the new bodysuits and sexual acting out on stage are nothing more than an attempt to copy people such as Lady Gaga. Well, it seems like Miley goes GaGa now.

If you are going to follow an adult, at least go after someone who is not over-rated and nothing more than a rock version of Paris Hilton. I really doubt GaGa’s singing career will last as long as Miley’s. This situation with Miley is the mistake of a young girl who is insecure and to humble to know that her voice is marketable and has staying power. Unlike most girls who are getting pregnant at her age, Miss Cyrus’s mistake is a fashion faux pas that will continue to haunt her the rest of her life. It could be worse, she could have a child in tow with no father or be an addict. She is young and impressionable. Lets just hope this doesn’t continue and as she matures we will have to wait to see how long it takes for her to figure out this was a mistake, or just watch her ruin her future by continuing to go downhill with ridiculous costumes. Soon she will be an adult and it didn’t hurt Bowie or Elton but please Miley, you don’t need this. They were in the closet about their behaviors and drug addicts.

Unfortunately, she’s a HYPED Teen Idol of this time, many immature juveniles follow her for sure. It is sad to see a teen making a mistake through there. But with the right advice and guidance from a nurturing parent – which she seems to have, hopefully this was a wake-up call. It isn’t about not wanting to see her grow up. We have been through many teen idols who went on to be adults and weren’t quite as shocking. Miley got a little too big for her britches.

A Complete Disgrace

A Complete Disgrace

 

Heyy by the way, I’m 19+ and therefore, it’s my Last Teenage year. But still don’t consider myself among the Teenagers anymore. It’s not because of current Teen Idols. It’s just that I’m now matured enough to choose the right one to whom I could make my Source of Inspiration.