Referenced from Drew Magary’s Blog Post
Apropos of nothing, can I unsubscribe to Taylor Swift? Is that possible? I’d really like it to be possible.
I don’t quite know how I ended up with all this Taylor Swift in my life. FACT: Eighty-five percent of all advertisements and magazine covers are now mandated by law to feature Taylor Swift, or at least some portion of her hair crimping. Anytime there’s an award show or special live presentation or a Kia dealership grand opening, you can pretty much count on Swift showing up with her guitar and undermining the days and days of effort that Autotune put into creating one of her albums. Fuck, even Collinsworth spent last week’s Sunday Night game gushing about her. I can’t get away from this bitch. I even know she dates Jake Gyllenhaal. AND OMG BEEFY NECK GUY FROM TWILIGHT TOTALLY BROKE HER HEART!
I don’t understand all the fuss. Taylor Swift makes training bra music. Her shit is one step removed from a Fisher Price Little People CD. Every record she sells should come with a complimentary pack of Spree. If you’re over fourteen, you shouldn’t want anything to do with it. But no, every fucking adult music critic on Earth fawns over this girl and protects her like she’s some kind of goddamn forest pixie. SHE’S SO MATURE FOR AGE! SHE HANDLED THAT KANYE SITUATION SO WELL! SHE’S SO ARTICULATE! No, seriously. Someone wrote that.
Swift’s thoughtful honesty and surprisingly articulate take on life should be commended.
What is this, a fucking report card? HOORAY! SHE’S ALMOST 21 AND HAS THE ABILITY TO SPEAK! And since when is this chick honest? Have you heard some of these lyrics?
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re lookin for has been here the whole time
First of all, is there anything honest about that? This woman is a fucking ROCK STAR and a millionaire. She’s, like, ninety stages above the cheer captain. Cheer captains are fucking special ed students compared to her. And she never wears fucking t-shirts. She wears $10,000 Halston gowns and all kinds of other sparkly shit. Some producer in Nashville probably made her write this so that fat Jenny in the seventh grade out there would have music that “speaks to her”. And there’s nothing mature about this shit. It’s the soundtrack to a trip to Spencer Gifts. Anyone could write that. I could write that.
It’s late at night and he’s sendin’ you a text
But you just bought your first box of Kotex
He doesn’t know you’re a bloody mess
But if he saw your crotch, he could probably guess…
It’s not that hard, okay? This fucking Kanye thing has made everyone treat Swift like she’s some precious doll they bought at the Franklin Mint. Meanwhile, Justin Bieber and his fans get made fun of (rightfully so) by fucking EVERYONE. And Bieber actually IS a kid! He’s not even voting age, the way this woman is. But somehow you’re an asshole if you hate Taylor Swift? That’s bullshit. BULLSHIT. Just because she’s the official spank bank material for every white asshole on the Texas Rangers roster doesn’t mean I have to give a crap.
People, I am here to grant you permission to hate Taylor Swift at will. You can go right ahead and laugh at her horrible singing and hope she ends up blowing local Tennessee DJs in lieu of record company payola handouts. Go ahead. Don’t feel bad. She’s a big girl. She can handle it. She’ll probably even be able to make a really shitty album out of it.
Referenced from Drew Magary’s Blog Post
It’s indeed our Teenage days when we usually make our own idols of any kinds and get inspirations from them. Whether it’s good or bad, we had followed them for sure without any regrets. We all have our role models when we were Teenagers. Now what I have seen these days that Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber and a few other new kids as bringing a sense of respectability back to our teens. These all are now gaining a huge attention among the Teen Crowd for sure. But there exists only one right now who is the Leader in this yard, none other than Miley Cyrus.
She’s a singer, a TV Celebrity and also Role Model of billions of Teens across the Globe. Plus, She’s the daughter of Billy Cyrus, who was a Rockstar of his time. But that doesn’t mean everytime, the similar Rockstar attitude and spirit would be inherited to Miley as well.
Honestly speaking, she can’t sing due to her loud manly voice. 😛
Moreover, she’s a complete Over-actor when she plays the role of “ Miley Ray Stuart /Hannah Montana ” in her show “ Hannah Montana ”. But it’s due to the Hype among the teens, that she’s still among the most Over-rated Signer and still moving fast like a G6. However, some controversies which not only gonna prove my words right but also posed her as a Bad and Spoiled Young Girl of this Era.
Remember The Vanity Fair Magazine Photo taken by Annie Liebovitz back in 2008, in which she was almost naked and covering herself with a Blanket. A lot of criticism came all together even she’d apologized to her fans later on. It was so pathetic to see her like that. But it was even more pathetic to see when some people are finding it so artistic. As if it’s no different from something you would see in an art museum. Plus, many immature teenagers were out buying copies of Vanity Fair. WTF!! Gimme a Break, you assholes !! 😛
Being Artistic doesn’t mean to promote Nudity every time.
It’s equivalent to watch XXX Porn. Such stupid douchebags would only prefer to think and follow such shits. This is not the state where this story unfolds. On her Website and various Social Networking accounts, she had uploaded some obscene pics (revealing her undergarments) which spread though the Internet. Here, she confesses , “I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone.”. Like who cares whether she’s Perfect or not for doing so !!
Moreover, she also proclaimed many Boyfriends many times just to get attention in Paparazzi. This year, Her song called “Can’t Be Tamed” though was a BIG HIT in Billboard, but it became highly controversial due to it edgy and obscene Music Video.
She’s not done yet folks !! A more instances depicts her as a Teen Disgrace. She performed a pole dance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards and a lap dance to Adam Shankman, producer of The Last Song, at the film’s wrap party. and even, Smoking Salvia from a bong at her Los Angeles home.
Damn !! Now what else y’all gonna expect then: Miley Cyrus Sex Tape !! 😛
Though she’s herself a Teen but looking towards to certain instances, it proves that she’s desperately trying to act and pretend like female adults. She has lost her own individuality. Now however, the new bodysuits and sexual acting out on stage are nothing more than an attempt to copy people such as Lady Gaga. Well, it seems like Miley goes GaGa now.
If you are going to follow an adult, at least go after someone who is not over-rated and nothing more than a rock version of Paris Hilton. I really doubt GaGa’s singing career will last as long as Miley’s. This situation with Miley is the mistake of a young girl who is insecure and to humble to know that her voice is marketable and has staying power. Unlike most girls who are getting pregnant at her age, Miss Cyrus’s mistake is a fashion faux pas that will continue to haunt her the rest of her life. It could be worse, she could have a child in tow with no father or be an addict. She is young and impressionable. Lets just hope this doesn’t continue and as she matures we will have to wait to see how long it takes for her to figure out this was a mistake, or just watch her ruin her future by continuing to go downhill with ridiculous costumes. Soon she will be an adult and it didn’t hurt Bowie or Elton but please Miley, you don’t need this. They were in the closet about their behaviors and drug addicts.
Unfortunately, she’s a HYPED Teen Idol of this time, many immature juveniles follow her for sure. It is sad to see a teen making a mistake through there. But with the right advice and guidance from a nurturing parent – which she seems to have, hopefully this was a wake-up call. It isn’t about not wanting to see her grow up. We have been through many teen idols who went on to be adults and weren’t quite as shocking. Miley got a little too big for her britches.
Heyy by the way, I’m 19+ and therefore, it’s my Last Teenage year. But still don’t consider myself among the Teenagers anymore. It’s not because of current Teen Idols. It’s just that I’m now matured enough to choose the right one to whom I could make my Source of Inspiration.