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Still C.S.S. featuring VJ-Dawg


Parody rap verse from “Still D.R.E” performed by “Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg”

[Intro: VJ-Dawg (Ash Bee)]
Yeah bro, Still coding with ya
Still the refactoring is a mess
Still HTML and CSS
It’s same ole UI thang, ni**a
(LOL.. Guess who’s back
Still refactoring that shit, huh VJ?)
Oh for sure, now you rap about it.

[Verse 1: AshBee]
It’s still AshBee ni**a, representing UI Team ni**a
Before I rap my hack, I can’t “trust” you back
Cause frequently ideas change when things going on “track”
You’ll notice me around with my T-shirts black.
Now, we are into CRO, but some say its UI will fell off
How bro, My last project was “The Platform”
They want to know if he can still manage it
They keep designs changed, they want to know how can I deal with it

If you ain’t reach the deadlines
AshBee is the name, I’m ahead of your commits
Still… Playing TT everyday, still making my Oreo muffins
Still… Not loving new coffee machine (Uh huh)
Still… Rocking on my lowers with Adidas stripes
Still… Got respect for the engineer bhais
Still… The design changes, still the PM irritates
Since the last code release, ain’t too much changed.

[Hook: VJ-Dawg (AshBee)]
Still… I’m representing for the frontend all across VWO
Still… Kindly make your design finalized before we code
(Still… Taking my time to refactor the shit
And making room for creativity, it’s the CSS)

[Verse 2: AshBee]
Since the last time I heard from the lead, Kush went on sabbatical
Well.. Hell… Me, VJ and .PNG, we dipping inside the code again
Found all the files, fixed’em one by one
Opening pull requests, doing twice or thrice a week
Still… I stay close to the features
And make sure everything works and looks fine as expected
My PR comments are like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat
Treat my work like passion, I code till I sleep
Wake up in the A.M., compile the shit
I put my iminagination in UI you’ve even seen
Ain’t mere a fix, it’s been optimized and maintainable all the way through
Following the commandments of “The Mighty Kush Krew”
I’m still working, after post-production
More tweaks and refactoring beyond satisfaction
Applying things modular, flexible and extensible
Even I try to make’m all possibly unbreakable

[Hook: VJ-Dawg (AshBee)]
Still… I’m representing for the frontend all across VWO
Still… Kindly make your design finalized before we code
(Still… Taking my time to refactor the shit
And making room for creativity, it’s the CSS)

[Outro: VJ-Dawg]
New UI change?
Merged that in ya mother-fu**ing master branch
Updated Version 4.4.3
Explained that shit up, in the styleguide
Check out the new SASS directory
No monolithic, more segregated, less “shame”
Some of them might be really tacky hacky
Didn’t get it? Seems like you’re from backend 😛
That’s another backhod rap, AshBee!

me rapper

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Straight Outta Production


Parody rap verse from “Straight Outta Compton” performed by “N.W.A”

You are now about to witness the Bakchodi of Software Development

Straight Outta Production
Crazy UI developer named “Ash Bee”, dude
From the team named “Coders with Attitude”
Projects I get involved, QA bugs got solved
Merge conflicts? and even they got resolved
You too, designers, if you f**kin’ confuse me
Even PMs are gonna come and get me
Clear Mockups, that’s what I’m looking out
And sensible use-case, consider that to show out
Git/Stash starts to mumble, JIRA wanna rumble
Sprint-wise, Every story and estimate crumbles.
Here’s my commit log to keep you dancin’
Subtle but scary like Marilyn Manson.
WebStorm IDE is the tool
Don’t make me use Sublime Text like a fool
My code’s running fine, and unit cases clearly
I’m knockin’ sprints out of box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
With some awesomeness and creativity
DAMN Agile development, You can’t f**k with me.
So when I’m in your pull-request, your typo don’t suck
Coz’ my reviweing comments are lengthy as f**k
As I leave at 7 PM, believe I might be coding till midnight
but when I come back next day 12 noon approximately
It’ll be released “Straight Outta Production”.

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Musical Pipebomb


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Woah !! Woah !! Woah !! Woah !!
What a bunch of Smartass singers we’ve got
Flo Rida : “Can you Blow my Whistle Baby !!”
Katy Perry : “I wanna see your Peacock !!”
Can’t these fuckers simply say straight
that they all want sex anywhere and anytime ?
Atleast, AKON has little guts to say something. 😛
#Musical Pipebomb

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Lady Gaga + Marilyn Manson = Maria Brink
That is still acceptable and digestible Fusion.
But, KISS + Motley Crue = Black Veil Brides
You’ve just crossed the line, Sucking Posers.
#Musical Pipebomb 😛

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That’s our MTV Network .. Genius as always !!
Banned Megadeth’s “À Tout le Monde” Music Video in ’94
Thinking that it is all about pro-suicide and depression
But can continue to telecast more “Jersey Shore” seasons
Ignoring those numerous complaints and protests. 😛 😛
#Musical Pipebomb

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Yo Yo Funny Thing


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Is it the End of the Beginning ?


Is this the way
to feel good about yourself ?
Is this the way
to have pride in yourself ?
Is this the way
to earn respect like a man ?
Is this the way
to treat an innocent woman ?
Is this the way
to justify your statements ?
Is this the way
to emancipate your thoughts ?
Is this the way
to try to be like a Boss ?

Why such questions
are still hovering in my mind ?
Why such voices don’t
pass through their heads
while committing any crime ?
Shredding the Glory,
Losing every single Morality,
Raising the Cruelty and,
Without any Epiphany
to every Extent.
Spoiling the Dignity,
Retaining the Irresponsibility,
Breaking the Unity,
Degrading the Society and,
Killing the Humanity
until it’s all Extinct.
Filled with
The Corrupts,
The Hypocrites,
and above all
The Rapist minds.
Not a single place
to run away from them,
Not even a single place
to Hide.

Is this the place
am I supposed to live ?
Is this the New philosophy
should I believe ?
Is this the way
to survive in Nation ?
Is this the way
to claim yourself
an honorable citizen ?
Is this the way
to call yourself
a true human ?

The questions will
keep on coming
until they blow up
your tiny head,
It’s High Time fellas
Really need some
Action and Aggression instead.
Raise your
Voices and Fists
for the Revolution,
Don’t sit and talk
like a douchebag
in a Cafe Coffee Day,
Keep on fighting
until you die hard,
even if we’ve survived
from that 2012 doomsday.

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On a Rowdy Note,
To all those mean cunts,
and those cowardly assholes,
F**K YOU !!!!
I won’t do what you tell me.
F**K YOU !!!!
I won’t do what you preach me.
F**K YOU !!!!
I would tell and preach what it should it be.
F**K YOU !!!!
I would kick your ass for the sake of humanity.

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The DEMOCRATIC Rap


For The People, Of The People, By The People !!

What I used to say,
is what you’ve just said,
Even every single Indian
also just said this SHIT so,
that we all are living
in a DEMOCRATIC NATION
Giving some place to
Brotherhood and Friendship
Keeping out all sort of
Racism and Discrimination.
Promoting ans spreading all over
Education and Employment
and, giving a Big F*CK

to Terrorism and Destruction.

Indian Democracy

But if it so, then
Why still we’re iving
in this Curious Age?
where’d our ‘Golden Bird’ has gone
out from its Precoius Cage ?
Why the HELL there is
so much Violence all around?
Why people are in Rage?
and even a Big Question,
What happened to our Nation ?
Why is it on Demolishing Stage ?

Demolition

This is the DAMN Reality,
I’m not talking out from gravity,
Don’t feel pity now for my country
Don’t even think I’m so much ‘Senti’
Now see, what I regularly see,
is what you’ve regularly ignored,
just read it DAMN carefully,
Otherwise, you’ll get Bored.

Election Posters

Watched loads of annoying Stuffs
on these large WALLS OF DEMOCRACY
People sticking Posters everyday
of countless Corrupt Cons
Even if they not done with it,

They would probably Piss it on,
My mind blasts like Volcano
after Watching Such Dirty art,
even making my Heart torned apart.

Pissing on the Walls

Can’t even move my steps freely
on the FLOORS OF DEMOCRACY
where now-a-days,
Richies torchuring their Poor Slaves
showing their DAMN Dominance
Taming them like Animals
Tying them with Hose
Making them even to feel so much
Forcing them to rub their nose

Slavery in India

Our lives keeps moving fastly
on these buzy STREETS OF DEMOCRACY
While the poor slum kids
still moving on barefoot
struggling whole day and night
Picking up all our dirts and,
Begging for some Money
just for getting some piece of food.

Slum Kids on Streets

We are still not done yet,

We are also the Biggest Convicts,
For polluting the SOIL OF DEMOCARCY
Every Young Plant and Old Tree
Getting detached from its roots
Showing No Mercy to Greenary,
And therefore, making it so Unholy.

Deforestation

What I am right now
is what we all have become,
We are not humans anymore
We’re only mere Slaves of SATAN,
As we’ve done a lot harm so far
That always used to be forbidden,
Setting many Riots with a Rage
Putting This World on an ARMAGEDDON,
And just committing all The 7 Deadly Sins
For which Forever we all are Unforgiven.

The Unholy and Mighty Satan

What i wanna see,
is what you should see

We would be dreaming a New Nation,
in which what you really believe.

Spread Education

Neither bills nor posters everywhere,
I don’t see any Corrupt Faces
Just sum blackboards hangin’around
to spread and promote ‘Education’
with some Li’l Bit of Grace
on the WALLS OF DEMOCRACY

Holding Hands Together

Neither Dominance nor Slavery
Every Single Richie and Every Single Poor
are now allied together and forever,
walking with a fearless pride
without any sort of subjection
over the FLOORS OF DEMOCRACY

Plant a Tree

No more Slumdogs in the corner
Not even a place for Smokes to hover
People using Cycles and CNGs these days
and even Planting some more Trees
to make the place beautiful,
to look Cleaner and Greener and,
to reduce ‘Pollution’ forever
on these STREETS OF DEMOCRACY.

Green City

The Young plants of India
Aspiring now to be a big tree one day,
Getting a pure guarantee of ‘Employment’
and holding their strong grips,
won’t leave their Native fellows
to eradicate this ‘Brain Drain
and finally, making The Holy SOIL OF DEMOCRACY


Moreover,
I don’t wanna get to see

any kind of Western Cultural Invasion,
neither Corruption nor Over-population,
not even Lethal Massive Demolition.
and therefore, such whole things coming together
gives me a Sense of Satisfaction,
that I am living proudly,
in my LARGEST DEMOCRATIC NATION.

The Democratic Nation
!! Jai Hind !!

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Selected for :- Thursdays Poet Rally Week 35 By Jingle

Thanks Jingle for giving me “Perfect Poet Award for Thursdays Poet Rally Week 38”

Moreover, I would like to nominate Olivia for Week 35

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… THE METARAP (A RAP ON A RAP) …


PARENTAL ADVISORY : EXPLICIT CONTENT

Thizz 1 the new Item in the house 4m the evil genius …
U knw him damn well…no need 2 mention again n’ again…..
Talkin’ abt. the modern raps these dayz…..
Hope u appreciate Thizz 1 as well….

So letz start  this 1 bro !!!

aaaee Yo………

Livin’ in ths modern era….
Heard n’Xperienced so much muzik
where sum voices r awesum
n’ their beat is toooooooooooooo sick ; )

But …
Un4tun8ly … there are some muther-f*ckers
makin this era of muzik non-sense …
Just in the name of Modernity
They present us something else !! 😛

Writin’ such Childish Rhyming Lines
R they tryin’ 2 kidding me ?? ;P
With too much Lack of SkiLLs
Now , They even damn killing me !! ;P ;P

They ain’t hve dat much enuf potential…
ain’t have tht damn passion n’ ability
They dnt even rock !!
as U just set a DJ for the grooves …
Just for the creditability…
ohh !! so Shut the F*ck up u silly dork !! ;P

still they self proclaim themselves
“The King Of Hip-Hop” ..ROFL….LMAO.. ;P ;P !!
Dnt knw why…What does make u call so ??
cOz’ talkin’ useless d*cks n’ sh*ts evrytym in ur lines ..
doesn’t make any sense at all yo !! ;P

Sum pretenders n’ hypocrites might like u….
u always fulfill their damn needs in ur VDOs
Just Puttin’ muscle cars , hot chixx n’ sum bling bling
Doin’ sumthing innovative ?? … ohh pleease ..
na na na … Damn !! not any more… ;P ;P

StiLL after doin’ so much tortures  ;P
u might’ve got the fame…
But ur not a FreesTyLe eMcEE yo …
Ur jst an ovrrated Rapper…
The damn gambler of Hip-Hop..
spoilin’ this art with ur Lame Name !!

heyy…
talked too much over this issue …
we all r getting’ pissed-off ,
But dnt go anywhere yo..
as m not over yet at all …
n not afraid of NE jackass
so my rap wud still cum on !!

Haaaa-Haaaaaaaa..!! ;P

This What a Rap is called , n' I'm proud to be a RAPPER


When I’m Gone – Eminem


Well Guys, check this Folks !! 😉

This one is very Amazing Rap Song by The Most Famous RAPPER Of the Time – ” EMINEM “ of his another hit album called ” Curtain Call ” of year 2005. A very nice Rapping by him in with so much Touching lyrics, telling about his Grief and the Pain he delivered later. It’s one of The Ultimate Hip-Hop Track. 😉 \m/ 😉

Just go through it’s lyrics, You’ll get to know more about his Story. A very nice Narration with Composition and a Good Video indeed. 😉

Meanwhile, Take a look on this this song. 8)

<— Music Video —>

<— Lyrics —>

[Introduction]
Yeah…
It’s my life…
My own words I guess…

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you’d give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they’re your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm ‘her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
“Daddy look what I made”, Dad’s gotta go catch a plane
“Daddy where’s Mommy? I can’t find Mommy where is she?”
I don’t know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy’s busy
Daddy’s writing a song, this song ain’t gonna write itself
I’ll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who’s a spitting image of her
That’s Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady’s crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady’s rocka-by-baby…

[Chorus]
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel no pain
Just smile back…

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I’m pushin’ Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don’t want me to sing
“You’re making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?”
Baby, Daddy ain’t leaving no more, “Daddy you’re lying
“You always say that, you always say this is the last time
“But you ain’t leaving no more, Daddy you’re mine”
She’s piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
“Daddy please, Daddy don’t leave, Daddy – no stop it!”
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It’s got a picture, “this’ll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'”
I look up, it’s just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin’ walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear ’em
They’re saying “You’ve got one more chance to do right” – and it’s tonight
Now go out there and show that you love ’em before it’s too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It’s turns to a stage, they’re gone, and this spotlight is on
And I’m singing…

[Chorus]
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel no pain
Just smile back…

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they’re throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They’re screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don’t believe what I’m seeing
“Daddy it’s me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,”
But baby we’re in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
“I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren’t leavin’
“You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
“And I bought you this coin, it says ‘Number One Dad’
“That’s all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
“I get the point – fine, me and Mommy are going”
But baby wait, “it’s too late Dad, you made the choice
“Now go out there and show ’em that you love ’em more than us”
That’s what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin’ your name
It’s no wonder you can’t go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn’t see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream “die Shady” and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That’s when I wake up, alarm clock’s ringin’, there’s birds singin’
It’s Spring and Hailie’s outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel no pain
Just smile back…

[Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]

Listen and Download ” When I’m Gone ” by ” Eminem ” MP3