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New Year 2013 Pipebomb


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If the Society can’t live without that same ole thinking,
If the Justice is still shallow, and the System is depleting,
If these Pervs can’t stop themselves to rape any Lady,
If the Nation has lost every drop of Morality and Humanity,
Then it’s better to give guns to those defenseless ones,
to kill those eunuch rapists and those inhumane cunts.
Case Closed. ;(
#Revolutionary Pipebomb

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We can’t blame the system every time. There is another major problem of being in an ignorant and hypocritical society, where people won’t give damn of anybody but would like to talk what’s going on their life. Somewhat I belonged there, you belonged there and we all are belonging there. It’s a Human Nature. Either we admit it honestly or just keep on faking ourselves with this duality.
#Moral Pipebomb

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There’s need for mind change among every Indian citizen. If we don’t help our people immediately then it’s such a waste to expect any Police for Security, some NGO for Remedy, Court for Justice and Government for Democracy and then blame the whole system for being blind ignorant, with a Black Dot in a Facebook Profile. #Double Moral Pipebomb

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Splitting the DNA (Day 10 of Truth)


The following Post is for accomplishing Creative Challenge called 30 Days of Truth, given by Kellie Elmore. It is a unique exercise in self exploration and learning to be honest with yourself… andthatultimately leads to happiness.

 

30 Days of Truth

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Social Network. I won’t say that it is everything because even I do have a personal life apart from multiple digital screens. 😛 But it meant a lot for me once, when I was feeling alone. And so, it does sometimes now. Okay !! I’m getting bit Facebook-alcoholic, but it is a Fact.

Well the bottom line is, I love and enjoy interacting with people online. These are the guys, whom I’ve never met personally, but I would probably be interested to have a chit-chat with them for a long time. I preferably add or send friend request to those, who have similar interests like I do as this is the way you possibly could interact with strangers in the Internet. The reason for being sometimes extrovert in such place is simple. Let’s talks about from this perspective. We all are busy and stressed with our lives. Sometimes even we do really need friends (including the net buddies) to whom we could share our thoughts and we both understand each other feelings. Apart from my over 700 friends in Facebook and 300 Friends in Orkut, I still do have some good long time net buddies to whom I interact most of the times (even daily sometimes).  That’s the only reason which can’t make me to resist myself coming online. Of course, I do have a self control and balance which often makes to avoid such things during important tasks.

Some Smartass people around me always think that I am totally free (in Hindi what we call, VELLA) every time and don’t have a life apart from Social-Networking. Well, it’s their lame perception. If they don’t know about time management and productive use of such sites, then it’s not my fault to explain these cunts again and again. Honestly, I really don’t give a fuck about them.

Anyways, moving back to the topic. It was somewhere 3 years ago (to be exact, it was about November 2008). I met this girl online in Orkut. Her net name was ‘Fallen Devil’ (not interested to mention that bitch’s real name 😛 and you will get the reason too .. Don’t worry). She was a friend of my long time net friend ‘Akshay’from Mumbai, India (I named him because he’s still a good friend of mine :)). I saw her profile and found it really interesting. There were many similarities between us like – Favorite Rock Bands, Favorite Music, Favorite shows, Favorite Cartoons etc. Like I’ve said above about my way of social interacting – adding mostly my kinda guys. So therefore, I sent her a friend request and she accepted within hours. After acceptance, she personally posted on my scrapbook asking about myself. I gave her a reply ASAP and asked her the same.

And this is how our chatting started. 🙂

Within few more fast questions and answers, I further got to know about her more and so do she got to know more about me. Even some interesting things I got to know about her that she stays in NOIDA (kinda neighbor city from my city, Delhi), loves LINKIN PARK and a great fan of Mike Shinoda (just like me .. but not had a crush on him :P) and the strange part : She was just 14 (a typical school kid). Well, That was weird for me at the first moment. But yeah it got over with it, as I realized that kids these days are more advanced and even more interested to interact in social networking, than us who just came to know that such things even exist.

Well usually had conversation (I mean seriously, a hell lot of chit-chat) on many topics. Of course, everything is not perfect at all. Even we still had some dissimilarities like – I like watching Indian Comedy and Daily Soap on Television, while Teen Drama Shows are her most favorites. But still there was some respect between us despite a lil bit of. Like I used to say her, there was some similarity in our DNAs, there was some kinda understanding between us.

We used to chat for hours, share some music links and write some testimonials to each other. Maybe we were more than friends .. not BF/GF relationship shit ..  siblings I would say. And sooner, we exchanged our contact number as we were eager to talk to each other. I remember the moment she rang me up for the first time right after I gave my contact number, I got bit terrified like – what to say, how to talk and all. It was damn anxious for me and i think it was that so for her also. Now, our chat went online as well as offline. She used to call me mostly. So Lucky me !! 😛

But this ain’t a happy ending. Soon, the tables turned and it was really painful. There was something about her, which I was ignoring first but then I got sick from that shit later. Apart from being an extrovert teenage, she is a typical Brat. The problem of her was that she brags so much about herself and her vanities. Sometimes she even faked about herself a lot of times. I remember her Orkut profile where she proclaimed that she’s the biggest Linkin Park fan and even she used to ask me many times, which was really annoying. Highly obsessed with her likes but can’t avoid the criticizers. I used to ignore such bullshits from her as whatever she does holding up with that attitude, was kinda immature and would need time to grow up and learn on her own.

However as a friend, I still advised her whenever she blogs such juvenile thoughts. But nothing went through her head and even she backfired me calling me I’m talking some kinda old guy. This really proved that she even doesn’t respect to her elder’s advise. Even she apologized for her attitude in front of me. But it was useless as she never learned from her mistakes and doing such shits again and again.

It was still OK as I later, tried to avoid asking about her lifestyle and thoughts. If she pretends to be matured, then she must be out her own ass. From then onward, I hardly picked up her call and replied to her messages, to make her realize about her own actions that hurt me once. I thought it was working as it seemed to me for while. But sooner, I was proved wrong by her.

One day, I found that she had a fight with my sister on Orkut. Both were ranting each other with hate speech. I really got angry as she started the battle for no reason. She was jealous with my sister. Don’t know why she was? But her words told the whole story. It was over the limit and I was forced to jump into this verbal battle. Not for taking anyone’s side, but to stop his hullabaloo of no reason. But she never grown up from her own mistakes and her own actions has almost ended our 10 month long net friendship, in the end of August 2009. I’d told about this incident to our mutual friends, asking their opinions. They somehow favored me, but still advised me to maintain the friendship and spare her immature actions. But I didn’t change my decision. If the bitch can’t give us respect, then it’s better she get her ass out of my way.

It had passed over two years and none of us interacted to each other. But one day, a friend request notification in my Facebook Wall made me stunned that moment. It was she who came back out of nowhere. I was thinking about to block her from my account. But later I thought to accept her request as I’ve already moved one from that incident and buried the hatchet, with a hope that she also grew up from her past juvenile habits. There might be still some matching DNA left in ourselves, which might make us to talk back again. But still just in case Deja-Vu happens, I’d make sure to interacted with her not that much openly which I used to do.  However now, she’s 17, a young photography aspirant. Maybe I could expect some maturity from her.

So as soon I accepted her request, she sent me a message, “It’s really been a long time huh ??”. And in a taunting manner, I replied, “Yeah !! As if it is some kinda reunion”.

And this is how, out chat became so rough and so cold.

Even after that first (a little rough though) conversation, we’ve hardly interacted online as we both were busy in our lives. There were some limited topics like – current music choice, Grammy awards, Hollywood movies etc. which made us to talk if we are luckily online and interested to talk. However, within limited chat I thought one that we still have those similarities and still we appreciate that. But this time, I don’t want to know more and talk to her offline. I kept my privacy and she kept hers. It seemed that everything was going OK!

But seriously, such brats like her never get a life. They’ll keep on bragging about her overpriced things, which seriously I felt annoying though I don’t a damn. They all are obsessed with their materialistic lifestyle and won’t never be able to understand other’s way of living. And the day came again, when she interfered in our matters.

Again she fought in my elder sister’s blog. In the lame name of criticism, she posted a hate speech comment in response to my sister’s blog post. She was in a rage as her ranted words told everything about her jealously. As a payback, my sister replied her hate mail. If she can raise a weapon and declare a war, then my sister has a right to drop a nuke on her ass to stop this bullshit. Even I sent her message in Facebook asking for an explanation of her actions. But seriously, she became a cunt. She blamed my sister for not taking her comments in a sporting way. Again her ranting words tells the same ole story that she can’t stand with other even if she’s dealing with the sister of her true friend. But like I’d said in the beginning, the bitch never grown up from her mistakes. What else can I say ? The End is here, It’s Crystal Clear.

Reinventing memories of my past, I remember when everything was really good between us. We used to have fun when we were good friends. Something memorable moments probably we both have shared with each other. But I soon realized that virtual relationships hardly remains for real. It doesn’t stays long. And it is all due her attitude which forced to bring our longtime friendship to such an end that we would never gonna meet together again. She thinks that she knows everything. But bitch please!! She really didn’t knew a shit of our friendship.

Now all I wanna say something in the end, with these few Lines.

Again her
Vanity raised
Again her
Ego retained,
Again her
Agony ignited
Again her
Fakeness proclaimed.
Enough with
all these shits of
Deja-Vu occurred
with that familiar
taste of pain,
Burying those
past memories which
now I regret
to even happen,
our DNA of friendship
has been splitted
forever in vain.

Thanks for my memories, Bitch !!

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30 Days of Truth

The above Post was for accomplishing Creative Challenge called 30 Days of Truth, given by Kellie Elmore. It is a unique exercise in self exploration and learning to be honest with yourself…


The ‘B-ves’ of My Life (Day 8 Of Truth)



The following Post is for accomplishing Creative Challenge called 30 Days of Truth, given by Kellie Elmore. It is a unique exercise in self exploration and learning to be honest with yourself… and that ultimately leads to happiness.

30 Days of Truth

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In the World of Ying-Yang, if you have some odds in favor then definitely there would be some odds against you as well. Taking an example of Blood Groups, an A never matches with a B. And there’s the same kind of situation with my Life as well. Myself (A) never, ever gonna deal with them (B’s). Since my Blood Group is ‘A positive’ (A+ve), so I call them ‘B negatives’ (B-ve).

Totally Opposite!! 😛

Confused? I think you would be. But the following types of people with whom I’ve met so far, have made my Life annoying and miserable enough to categorize them like this.

1. BULLIES with Power

That’s an obvious nightmare for the Good Boys when they have to encounter these Chauvinist Bad Boys, mostly in School days. My Childhood was Simple, Peaceful, Study-Focused and away from Fist Fights. It’s a good thing for your teachers and parents, but not for the Bullies. They just hate you for no reasons. I have been imitated by them a lot. Even sometimes I was humiliated as well in Class by them. It’s not so easy to fight back for your own dignity at that time. First of all, they all come together to tease you and so, you’re all alone. Secondly, they’ll take you down easily even if you try to fight back, as they are stronger than you. That’s why they are Bullies, obsessed with Power and Strength. And lastly, you always remember the morals that your teachers and parents taught. Nobody wants to get their hands dirty.

I’ve lost a lot of times. But when the threshold of tolerance and patience gets over the limit, I’ve settled the score in a duel, for which I regretted a lot afterward as I never wanted to be like them. But sometimes, you have to do for getting your respect back.

Anyways, now when I look them after 5-6 years, they don’t seem like what they used to appear when I was kid. Not Bullies anymore, but not even my Friends. 😛

However, Bullies keep changing, but they will always come in your Life. Some of my College Seniors are just like them. Sometimes, they just keep trying to tease me on my appearances. But I don’t mess with them as I’m now matured and experienced of tolerating this thing. This Seniority SHIT would even be present during my Job days as well.

2. BORES without Life

Some people really need to have a Life as they stalk on others’ Life for every GOD DAMN moment. It’s kinda trespassing someone’s privacy. The same things have been experienced by me. I’ve encountered a lot of people who either kept asking questions about me and my Life or started giving me useless suggestions as if they know me well. I’m not saying that, they don’t have right to advice me, but please stop giving useless advices when they even don’t know the circumstances of my situations. It’s intolerable and irritating.

However, I have few good friends to whom I’ve told almost about myself, my ambitions and even shared some of my grieves. But don’t and never discuss with many as people hardly understand you. They would get sympathize at that time, but in the end they all forget and treat you like normal. Even I don’t need any sympathy and publicity for myself. As I’d rather get treated equally than being hurt.

Plus, some people keep on criticizing me for being a Facebook alcoholic. They think I’m wasting my Time on there. But the fact they don’t know that though I’m kinda introvert in reality, but highly extrovert in Social Networking Sites. I mean, who doesn’t? People would like to get rid of their boring life and have fun in Facebook. Even I like to interact with my Net Friends and so, I have a Social Life.

But still these morons presume such shitty perceptions that used to piss me off. However, now I really don’t care as they keep boring me with those same ole responses.

3. BASTARDS with Ego

Now-a-days, everybody has its own Ego. And the moment gets when the Ego clashes out of nowhere. Personally, I can’t stand with such people who have a lot of ego and pride for their own so-called specialty. It’s good that they have such specialty in themselves, but that doesn’t means that they have right to flaunt everywhere especially to them who don’t have any. Still I bear their rants most of times. But when the breaking point of my patience and tolerance has reaches, I bashed in a battle for the sake of my dignity and respect.

They just tried to take me down, proving me wrong as well and therefore, proving that they are the best while I’m wrong. Bastards! 😛

4. BITCHES with Everything!

These days, people are so multi-tasking. Seriously man! I won’t be able to find out how they all do that. But since some of them get just because though comforts and being fortunate, I sometimes get jealous with them.

I’m a college guy and I’ve seen plenty of guys around me who are phenomenal apart from their academic scores. Obviously, they are exceptional and fortunate to get the success soon. It’s their headache to mingle with various tasks, which they do remarkably well.

Overall, I still respect these ‘Supernaturals’ as token of inspiration. But Honestly, I’m not like them. Since I’ve got a BIG competition in my college, I’ve been defeated a lot and I admit it though I gave my 100%. But my point of view would be considered as Lame Excuses as My people don’t understand me at all. They’ll still compare their (the multi-task performers’) triumphs with my failures and even expect me to like them. That really makes me SICK as in spite of getting some support and a little appreciation of my efforts, I get taunts of not being extra-ordinary.

I’m not like them and never want to be like them. If I’m trying to pretend to be like them, then I’ll definitely lose my own identity. Plus, the thing I believe, as someone told me once that “If you’re trying everything, then you would not be Master of Anything. But if you’re trying something, then you’re definitely the Master of that Thing.” I still makes me amazed why people do 10 things even if they know they hardly 1-2 would be useful in their future.  Most of my College Toppers and even some of my Tech-minded Seniors would still try to think for MBA. Even in the vast Technical Lines, people would mug 10-20 different topics like nuts. Maybe just to prove the world that they are super-intelligent and smart.

Actually, this is where our Education System lacks. We are taught 10-20 different topics and sometimes even useless subjects out of our interests. Plus, you get a crappy out of the format Question Papers in the Examinations, which would make you mad. Of course, the Engineering Life in College gonna SUCK !! Those Hard-ass Supernatural bitches would mug up and achieve higher grades in Examinations. And Dumb-asses like me, having interests on certain topics would be screwed and be ranted with humiliation for whole Life. And therefore with or without any intentions, they have made my Life miserable.

Sometimes I get so depressed from such dilemma for a long time. But still I wake up in the morning in an optimistic  hope that things would be change. But Changes never come on their own, they are being brought. If these B-ves of my Life quit annoying the A+ves like me, then we’ll definitely gonna have a better place to Live. Hopefully, that day comes sooner. 🙂

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30 Days of Truth

The above Post was for accomplishing Creative Challenge called 30 Days of Truth, given by Kellie Elmore. It is a unique exercise in self exploration and learning to be honest with yourself…


The Unlikely and Unwanted Experience


I left my PC completely idle, though my Facebook Account was logged in. I was having my Dinner and watching my favorite TV Show. Suddenly, my felt something unusual (which actually was THE MIGHTY EARTHQUAKE), but I ignored it as if it might be my Mobile vibrating vigorously.

But later on, my Sister rang me up. She seemed to be so worried as she immediately asked me, whether I was OKAY and FINE !! Well that time, I was like, Why are you asking so ?? Apart from Morning blasts, what else worse gonna happen in Delhi now and most importantly to me ?? She told me to watch the NEWS asap. Giving an affirmative to her order, I just switched to a Random News Channel and just saw the news which even made me worried as well. We’ve been attacked by an Earthquake. Though it had an impact of 6.6 Richter Scale, but it hardly lasted for 4-5 seconds without any mass destruction. Simple tremors, but still very effective to be terrified at the moment.

Hearing this News, I ran to a safer place, bit away from my House. After waiting outside for 10-15 minutes, I came back home,completed my Dinner, bumped into my Computer Desk once again, and therefore, writing a Status Update in Facebook about this anticipating experience. 😦

My FacebookStatus Update on Today's Delhi Earthquake

My FacebookStatus Update on Today's Delhi Earthquake

But fellas, It seemed like I was not the only one around there posting on the same thing. 😛

My Facebook Friends' Status Update on Today's Delhi Earthquake

My Facebook Friends' Status Update on Today's Delhi Earthquake

I guess, we People won’t be having a LIFE without FACEBOOK even if we might be in DANGER any time. As a matter of Fact, we’ve just felt a 6.6 Richter Scale EARTHQUAKE in Delhi, again the place where we’ve already witnessed a Bomb Blast in Delhi High Court this past morning. But we people, rather saving ourselves from this inevitable natural disaster.,we would still be Busy in our Social-Networking Lives. Now, that’s the heights of Facebook Addiction. 😦

Anyways, I thought of studying late night, for my upcoming College Mid Semester Exams. But Now, I’m really feeling Insomniac and even remain more ALERT just in case. Just having a Cup of Coffee and Listening Soft Music in the meantime to make my mind feel good.

Hopefully, any day like Today, never be so miserable. 🙂


When a Graphic Designer helps for Good


I was just searching some inspiring tutorials related to Graphic Designing and Animation. But instead, I’ve got something really Funny (but very Imprising, Inferring and DAMN Creative) .

So this is how the Story goes and the SHIT happens !! 😛

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi,

I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.


This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.

Thanks Shan.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,

That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out “Shannon, where are you?”
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,

 I never said I don’t like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham ‘Choose Life’ t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.

Attached poster as requested.

Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,

 It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,

Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don’t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.

Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say lost.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,

 I don’t have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend’s cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn’t have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.

I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.

Regards, David.


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says “I haven’t seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?” you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.

I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.

Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

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Phew, Glad That I’m not asking for any help from such Nasty Creative fellow 😛
But However, It inspired me to Crack Jokes on Pictures of many of my Dear Facebook Friends. 😛
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Originally Posted as Missing Missy at 27bslash6.com
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From Facebook With Love


Since the popularity and extreme usage of Facebook, It is now focusing more on Security. We are usually obstructed with certain things like Security Code Verification, while posting any links on Group, Page and even Friends’ Wall.  Though it which is obviously a hectic thing to type those shitty alphanumeric codes (again and again if you’re posting multiple times).

Recently Facebook has done some settings related to the topic, which made me SICK. Last Monday,  I was just sending Friend Requests to my College Seniors . But after sending almost 20 Friend Request with 5 minutes, Facebook blocked me for Sending more Friend Request. I thought there must be some problem in my Accounts Setting. I’ve checked my Account Settings, which was all Perfect. Then I went to the Help center, where I get to know that Facebook automatically blocks the Users temporarily from the activities which he/she is doing repeatedly. Plus, You would be relieved from these restrictions for a limited period of time, with a condition that you don’t have to share the links during tha period otherwise the Time Period would be more Longer. Damn Sure, Even most of the time you have to encounter certain problems of getting blocked for repeatedly sharing links or commenting on walls of Friends, Groups and Pages and even on Comment.

WTF is that ?? I don’t have any free time sitting Idle for hours.  It’s totally Irritating.

I just saw on my Friend’s wall yesterday. He posted a picture of his Wall showing that he has been blocked from replying to his own Wall Posts of Birthday Wishes by his Friends. DAMN !!! 😛

Now that’s totally Lame Facebook. Enough is Enough. You really oughta think about on this thing especially . In the terms of Spamming or Cyber Bullying, You’re screwing someone’s B’day with such Present. Rectify your System which unnecessarily punishing Innocents most of the time. :X

 


29 Ways to Stay CREATIVE


Well, I’ve just got a pretty interesting and DAMN inspiring thing on net, which I would like to share with y’all. Take a look on certain points to be CREATIVE and stay CREATIVE forever. 8)

29 Ways to Stay CREATIVE

There’s even a Motivational Video for the same. 🙂

It is indeed a good inspirational and motivation piece of work. It gives you some piece of mind for sure, and some effective ways to become CREATIVE, bringing your Talent and Skills. You could even discover more apart from the above after getting inspired from this piece of Work.

Well I’m going offline to get rid off my computer first, 😛 clean up my messy work-space for good, Write something CREATIVE again n’ again, Breathe some Fresh Air and enjoy the Sunshine. 8)

Hopefully you even would get inspired with all this stuff.


Facebook 2011 Statistics


Well Guys, I don’t need to explain it briefly since the following figures would tell the whole story. 😛

For more information on Facebook Statistics you can view another infographic here.

Referred from :- Digital Buzz’s Blog Post


Facebook 2010 Statistics


Well Guys, I don’t need to explain it briefly since the following figures would tell the whole story. 😛

and also a Facebook 2010 Yearbook Statistics

Facebook 2010 Yearbook Statistics

For more information on Facebook Statistics you can view another infographic here.

Referred from :- Digital Buzz’s Blog Post


Reasons to say, “FACEBOOK Sucks !!”


Since it’s birth we are using Facebook and living with it. We are sharing something about ourselves in form of status, Photos and Videos, chatting and discussing with people, and even making some new friends. But Facebook has its own vulnerable effects which made it as if it is our Life. And eventually, it makes me yell to say that it SUCKS really cause it F*cks the reality.

Sorry Mike Zuckerberg, But that’s the Truth to embrace it. 😛

It would call it a Facebook Fatigue. There are many factors that contribute to the development of this debilitating neurosis. Let’s discuss some of them.

1. Facebook games.

There are bunch of Games Like- Farmville, Mafia Wars, Zynga Poker, FrontierVille, YoVille and now CityVille, developed by Zynga, which are frequently played by millions of Facebook People. Though they are fascinating, these games are a ridiculous waste of time. But I can’t judge people for playing them because I also wasted much time over such Games, just not in the same way. The difference is that I’m not spamming my friends’ newsfeeds with updates on my time-wasting activities. These super-annoying notifications are easily disabled by the perpetrators and therefore entirely unnecessary. To combat this bothersome blight, it is possible to hide the games so as not to receive further updates, which I have done. Nevertheless, new games are continually overrunning my defenses and pillaging my newsfeed. In short, Facebook and Zynga has earned a lot from these Games, which making Facebook people even more addictive.

2. Sharing Of Private Information.

Ok, I really don’t need constant updates about the progression of your diarrhea. Our society has almost completely removed any remaining barriers between public and private lives. Talking about Society, even some of my Past and Current Friends used to BRAG so much about themselves, their so-called Glories and Achievements around here, which hardly anybody give SHIT. Due to this, People are more interested in stalking on Other Private Info n Photos has though FB is having Privacy Settings for every FB account holder. I really wonder if reality television is partly to blame. Certain things should not be broadcast to the entire world. It becomes very harmful, if your Private Info somehow gets leaked and being misused.

3. Public Displays of Affection.

Flaunting relationships on Facebook is an egregious offense. I’m not talking about announcing engagements. That is perfectly acceptable. But “I love you, pumpkin” can be said in a private message. Or in a text message. Or on the phone. Or in a note. Or in an email. Or in real life. What purpose does it serve to write it publicly on Facebook other than to announce to everyone “Look at me! I’m in a relationship!”? But since it’s a Social Hype now, People are used to with it.

4. Obscure References.

I am as guilty of this as anyone. I have written plenty of status updates that only a friend or two could understand. Why? I don’t know. It amused me. But I find I get annoyed when others do it (especially when I don’t get the reference), so I’ve stopped. What is the point? If you want to talk to a few friends, send them a private message, an email, or call them. Simple isn’t it ?? But not for the FB addicted people. 😛

5. Negativity.

I don’t want to read about how awful your life is again and again. Those shitty lame quotes about love and life really bamboozle me now. We all have our burdens to carry. We all have to face hard days in our lives. When going through rough times, there is nothing wrong with getting support from friends and family on Facebook, but it’s not fun to be around a consistently negative person. So It’s a typical waste of time of discussing your own grieves and problems on a Social website.

6. Look at how awesome I am.

Everybody has a self-obsession. It’s good to have that as well. But talking too much about yourself and flaunting your small works like the biggest achievements, would eventually make you as a Snob. Honestly, I used to do so earlier days when I pretended to be something different from others. But now I released that there’s a very thin Line between of being Different and Being a Snob. You can’t be both at the same time because some of us cross the limit.

7. We Are Boring.

We need to be more judicious with our status updates. Why should others be interested in the mundane details of our daily activities? If we climb Mount Kilimanjaro or swim the English Channel, those are update worthy (please post pics and vids). If you really have something cool and interesting thing to express then Share it. But telling about the obvious daily activities Like- buying a new pair of shoes and eating a salad for dinner are not. Once again, I wonder if reality television is to blame. Facebook gives us a platform for our own reality program. We believe we are captivating and that others are fascinated by our every move but, in reality, we are quite boring.

8. Use of Abusive Languages

Facebook has gone so much real that people now have started abusing anybody anywhere. Though we’ve an Option to Block such users talking sh*t every time. But you can’t Block all of them. Since we all are familiar with it. Sometimes we even do it as well. Few Days back, I just visited to Limp Bizkit’s Official Facebook Group, where I saw an idiot with pathetic English skills writing a comment, “I f*cking love this f*cking Band, f*cking 100 times.”. Being and Limp Bizkit (LB), I would easily get to know that this person loves Limp Bizkit a lot. But for a layman, he would get confused, whether the person loves this band, or loves to F*ck !! 😛

Talking sometimes like that it really appears DAMN Tacky and Cheap. This is just a small Crime. It becomes a Terrorism sometimes in Cyber World cause it eventually harms any particular Individual, its Race, its Religion or its Caste.

9. Desperate Horny-Lusty People

Such person really bugs me out. They are really a Shame in Social-Networking due to their very cheap attitude which is highly impermissible. Likewise between Being an Introvert and Being a Snob, there is also a very thin line between Being Flirty and Being Horny, which seriously I don’t think these n00bards would understand at all. Instead of getting their own lives, they would prefer to peek on other’s (especially Girls’) profile.

10. Bundles of Fake Personalities.

That’s a very common point but still have to mention.
You would get to plenty of such people scattered all over this Cyber World. Whatever their main purpose might be, either making fun of the real person, or flaunting their greatness, or even hacking your account. Such n00bards are in huge numbers and promoting Cyber Crime these days. You can’t judge everybody here because you’re really not sure that the person to whom you’re keeping in touch for many times, whether that person is in real or not. He/She might be trying to harm you anyway. This is the major drawback of Social Networking which is inevitable. However, you should be smart and even matured enough to get connected with any person in Facebook.

Honestly, I don’t want to be like and even be with such Pathetic Scoundrels.

These are minor annoyances and easily ignored. In fact, I have only myself to blame for my Facebook fatigue. I remember those days when I used to be spent mostly on Facebook. Well it goes like this: I log on to Facebook daily. I read every single status update of every friend of mine. Liked and even commented some of their Photo and Status updates. Played some Zynga games like- Farmville, for many hours. Though it is kinda hectic and time-consuming task, but I was very addicted to it. Plus, I used to have over 300 FB friends. I couldn’t imagine of deleting my FB account because I would miss all of my friends. Like I said earlier, it’s a neurosis, simply say a habit which made me to do and feel so. Same features probably you also be inheriting in yourself, if you’re also that much Facebook addicted like I used to be.

Facebook is an excellent way to interact with people (your Family, Friends and even some Strangers) and stay in touch with them, but forgive me if I also think it the scourge of society. It seems to me that if we spend less time updating the world about our lives and reading about other people’s lives, we spend more time actually living. We can cultivate friendships face-to-face instead of maintaining superficial, virtual acquaintances. I would rather have a few strong relationships with friends I visit on a regular basis than 500 “friends” on Facebook. I realize this is not an either-or situation. We can have both. But I can’t shake the notion that somehow we might be better off without Facebook. Facebook might be a necessity, but it’s NOT your Life. I am quite thankful for modern technology when it is convenient and comfortable. But I don’t wanna to be completely reliable and dependable to it.

The truth is I have an addiction. I constantly check my notifications over there. I’m always glancing at my phone. I refresh my Facebook account and my Blog with the latest update. Our constant connectedness creates a positive feedback loop with many short-term advantages. Refresh a blog and we are rewarded with an interesting new post. Check our email and we receive vindication in the form of a friendly message. Log on to Facebook and we are instantly aware of our friends’ and family’s activities. This can become problem.

Soon we are investing embarrassing amounts of time and energy feeding the addiction. This valuable time, so easily wasted, could be spent reading a book, playing a board game with friends, making a homemade meal, or enjoying some fresh air. You know, living. It reminded me a quite good saying by very good person, “We must be careful we do not become the tools of our tools.”

However, I am taking control of my connection addiction. Instead of checking my email twenty times per day, I am checking it perhaps two or three times per day. I have already started limiting the blogs, I read to just a few of my favorites. As for Facebook, only one time (whether day or night) for logging on, and for an hour. That’s right, just one time per day. Moreover, reduced my FB friends from 500 to approx. 230. However, I like to blog at WordPress, so I update a Post on certain good topics at my site skipping some days from the Last published Post. Sometimes, I publish posts daily, but It’s OK from me. I usually write the whole content of my Posy during my Free Time. That’s quite something utilizing. 8)

I’ve only just begun these new changes, but I have already got to notice the effects. Before, I would mindlessly log on to Facebook out of habit. I didn’t even think about it. It was part of my routine. Now I find that I can’t be bothered. There are too many other things that I would rather do. As I disconnect from the virtual world, I hover myself more connected to myself and my immediate surroundings.

This is my experience so far. What I genuinely felt, I expressed it all around here in my Blog. What’s your opinion? Feel free to express and share something. Like my previous sayings so far, this Post would hopefully be quite informative and helpful enough for those who are wasting their precious time in Internet rather than enjoying the Natural Environment gifted by God.

Well, it is time for me to really get the HELL out from this Cyber World, Nature is calling me, Baby. 🙂


Jab We Met (When Two Net Buddies Clashed)


After getting pissed-off from my First College Semester in NSIT and even in my Winter Holidays, in which I’ve done nothing but SHIT, Twas the time to get ready for Second College Semester. Yet another Excitement for going back to College, to meet your College friends back and have a get together with them after a long time. Plus, some new faces from DCE, whose branches were upgraded and drafted to our college, were joining with us this Semester, which is yet another excitement to interact with, to know about and eventually to make friends with them.

Especially, one of them, which is now a good friend of mine, to whom I’ve interacted via Orkut and Facebook from the very since of our College Admission, through Social-Networking. We have done a lot of chatting and also some serious talks. Eventually, a nice interaction like friends usually has. But, we haven’t seen each other as we neither had placed our photos as Display Pics (DPs) nor we had share with each other. Hmmm… Privacy you see. 😛 It wasn’t that I was too much desperate to meet, its kinda eager to meet that person, after a lot of interactions though Social-Networking.

Anyways, I’ve literally got Goosebumps on very first day of my Second Semester, cause Twas the time to meet that person as well. That’s obvious for sure, as we would be having certain doubts in our minds about each other’s appearance and personality in reality since we haven’t met each other before that. During the first day for Registration, I recognized her easily, cause I saw her name on the Registration Form, which she was holding. Still, I had a doubt whether I regained or not because there were some new faces that were joining our IT Branch. Moreover, I was bit shy to ask that person whether she was the one to whom I chatted for months, cause I really found that bit STUPID thing to ask at that time. So I went away when I was done with my my Registration.

But the real thing happened out of nowhere Next Day on Applied Mechanics Laboratory. The Lab. Assistant Sir called my roll no. ” 711 “. I immediately replied, “Yes Sir “. The moment I was about to say my name, my classmate suddenly said ” He’s Ashish Bardhan, Facebook ka Raja (The King of Facebook) “. Everybody laughed on it and finally due to his kind introduction, that person finally was able to recognize me. No doubt. Out of nowhere, It just happened like that and we met in that way. Next what? She said what she used to welcome while Orkutting, “Aur Sirjee Kaise Ho ? “. And, the only thing I did, I blushed like Shinchan. 😛

Like I’ve said, Goosebumps and Shyness – The Good Ole Inherit Features of mine prevailed that moment as well. Maybe I’m bit Introvert in reality inspite of being DAMN Extrovert in Orkut and Facebook. It’s not I lack confidence or something, I’ve just got shocked for a while during that surprising meeting. I’m just the way I’m. That’s it Folks !!

So This is how – Jab We (The Net Buddies) Met one day !! 😀 😉

PS:- This ain’t a Love Story, It’s just a normal meeting between two Net Buddies in Reality. MIND IT !! 😛